If I’m correctly reading into the history and motivations of corporations, this is part of them donning their hot dog suit and saying that they’re trying to figure out why everyone is mysteriously poor.
After that, they’ll put on a ROCK/BAND shirt, a backwards hat, and carry a skateboard before explaining that this “poor” is hitting everyone the same. And they’ll lay off thousands or millions more than they already have
Then…
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After proving once again that they’re the “job makers,” they’ll get their emergency loans, buy out weaker competition, and everyone will accuse them of foul play.
Finally, they’ll hire everyone back at fractions of their previous pay, even though the cost of living will have disproportionately risen as well. People will fight, there will be strikes, and then the bleed will be slowed, but not stopped, by the companies “giving in to demands” that are actually neutered facsimiles of the original bargaining proposals. But everyone will be too tired and poor to continue fighting. We’ll all ask our politicians how this could have happened and why they still trust the corporations. Then we get to watch the old song and dance all over again:
If I’m correctly reading into the history and motivations of corporations, this is part of them donning their hot dog suit and saying that they’re trying to figure out why everyone is mysteriously poor.
After that, they’ll put on a ROCK/BAND shirt, a backwards hat, and carry a skateboard before explaining that this “poor” is hitting everyone the same. And they’ll lay off thousands or millions more than they already have
Then…
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After proving once again that they’re the “job makers,” they’ll get their emergency loans, buy out weaker competition, and everyone will accuse them of foul play.
Finally, they’ll hire everyone back at fractions of their previous pay, even though the cost of living will have disproportionately risen as well. People will fight, there will be strikes, and then the bleed will be slowed, but not stopped, by the companies “giving in to demands” that are actually neutered facsimiles of the original bargaining proposals. But everyone will be too tired and poor to continue fighting. We’ll all ask our politicians how this could have happened and why they still trust the corporations. Then we get to watch the old song and dance all over again:
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