In case you’re still lost as to what the heck is going on, a Scientology Run is when people film themselves charging into a Church of Scientology building to see how far they can get before being caught and booted out. It’s a notoriously secretive religion, so it turns the whole place into an action-movie set piece where the protagonist is trying to infiltrate a compound while fending off its legion of foot soldiers, clad in terrifying white button-ups with black vests.
The irony of the journalist writing this and missing that this is their job
It’s pretty common mentality among a lot of adults that the fucked up world will just have to be fixed by the kids. It’s fucking absurd.
Most journalists wouldn’t know hard hitting journalism if it fucked them balls deep with no lube.
I read that as “fucked them in the balls with no lube” and I really liked the way it sounded.