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News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前

Man Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Public

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Man Arrested For Pooping on Opossum in Public

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News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 7 个月前

THIS is definitely one of those times. This man was arrested this time for pooping on a dead opossum on a street during rush hour traffic. The police report obtained described the scene of the crime

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/54977184

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We all knew it was Florida before even checking. What’s in the water down there?
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  Dead possums and human waste.
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    Happy cake day bro.
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  Lead pipes.
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  Judging from the facial sores in the mug shot, I’m guessing that the gentleman in question has a history of meth use.
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  Honestly I suspected Appalachia, I didn’t even know Florida had marsupials
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  Amoebas.

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