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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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Please be satire

sh.itjust.works

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Please be satire

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RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works
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  • Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    2 years ago

    Making posts about how you’re not home is bad OpSec.

    • BlueLineBae@midwest.social
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      2 years ago

      Hey everyone! Come fuck my shit up while I’m away! K thanx.

    • Codeviper828@lemmus.org
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      You know what else is bad OpSec? Something that happened 10 months after this was posted

    • Deconceptualist@lemm.ee
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      No kidding! Glad someone gets it. A couple I know who Instagrammed their entire cross-Europe vacation last year couldn’t understand why I don’t want to travel at the same time as them this year even though we’re going some of the same places 🤦‍♂️

      • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world
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        Well don’t leave us hanging! Does their house get robbed every time they’re away on vacation and posting about it on social media?

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          Not yet, but it’s not a chance I’d be willing to take. They have at least one neighbor who’s supposedly been arrested for theft. He used to watch their dogs for them but when they found out they stopped talking to him and changed the locks.

          • freebee@sh.itjust.works
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            are you going to rob them while they’re away?

  • cobysev@lemmy.world
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    Personally. I don’t consider it a vacation until I’m cut off from everyone and everything. Let me relax in peace for a while, without distractions.

    • TheFunkyMonk@lemmy.world
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      For real. This is the primary feature of vacation.

  • elxeno@lemm.ee
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    2 years ago

    Hmmm

    Hmm

    • MacN'Cheezus@lemmy.today
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      2 years ago

      If you could shitpost on Lemmy but no one was around to upvote it, would you still do it?

  • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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    are you really vacationing if there is no one to witness it

    • expatriado@lemmy.world
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      you are both vacationing and not vacationing until is observed

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        If you’re on the beach do you get Schrödinger’s tan?

  • Praise Idleness@sh.itjust.works
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    deleted by creator

  • Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee
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    I would absolutely not go if I had to post something.

  • NorthWestWind@lemmy.world
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    I don’t even take pictures

  • papaya@possumpat.io
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    I hate selfies, so whenever I’m on vacation I just take pictures of my surroundings but never with me in it. Once, my cousin wanted to see my vacation pics, so I showed them to him. He then asked why I’m not in any of them. When I said I didn’t think it was necessary, his genuine confused reply was, “But how do people know you were really there, then?”

    It’s really insane out there.

  • Fenrisulfir@lemmy.ca
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    Send me on a permanent vacation travelling the world and I’ll burn my phone and go no contact with anyone I know ever again

    • mojofrododojo@lemmy.world
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      Send me on a permanent vacation travelling the world

      https://foreignlegion.info/joining/ bon voyage & bonne chance!

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