Good summary. Agree. The only time I enjoy sports now is watching my kids play. For me, seeing adults take sports seriously is a bit like meeting adults who still believe in Santa Claus.

Yes

ChildIDFile. Creates a secure file of your kid’s information that lives only on your personal device but can be shared with police quickly. Hopefully you never need it

Samesies. Geocities and MySpace were a good time. I now only keep the FartBook because of business not pleasure

I have washed shoes on gentle before with success. Technique, I put them in a pillowcase that closes first to keep laces from tangling