First. Do. No. Harm.

My comments are usually dumb, but those look damn good. Nice job 👍

Stupid comments

Highlander. The first is cheesy but fairly enjoyable, and all the sequels go downhill in fascinatingly bad ways. Unfortunately, I’d like to find the theatrical version of Highlander 2: The Quickening, because I like bad movies and the renegade cut cuts some of the bad

I do! But it’s just an anvil with some string attached

Can someone train it to download and extract a zip bomb or do the fork bomb terminal trick?

That sounds like he’s really questioning his sexuality

Nobody’s that fucking lucky

Turns out it’s all a misunderstanding. When people ask about the war, he’s not saying “we have won”, but instead “we have one”. Of course

All these upvotes and comments and not one joke about how it sounds like TurboCunt?

👉👈

Man, he’s just begging Iran to “open his straight”

Bunch of wankers

Who trained these assholes? And can we get them to train more of them?

One might even call it sloppy

With all their shit it’s more like MS squats

Am I the only one who read this and immediately played out the scenario in my head like a Billy Mays infomercial pitch?

Terminal

Another 3D printer

Executive order, not a law, so it only matters if the state leaders roll over and don’t challenge the (il)legality