

Wow, she looks like a bruiser. It’s funny cos he looks like a weasely little bastard. Just two absolutely fucking hideous slabs of meat, made uglier by their permanently sneering expressions and made impossible to stand by their eternally cruel actions.
May the happy couple get what they deserve 🤞



The other day, the marketing team in my office were talking about the new McDonald’s range that’s out at the moment. Garlic chicken nuggets, pineapple on a burger, something like that.
I asked them about the price of a maccies nowadays. Mate, I almost lost my fucking mind when they told me it was like a tenner for a burger and fries. £10??? Are fucking mental??
£10 is what a burger costs in like, a proper sit-down restaurant. How the FUCK is maccies charging that much money and getting away with it? I can’t imagine the food is suddenly not atrocious cardboard shit.
When I reacted with genuine shock and confusion, one of the guys agreed with me. He said “yeah, it’s mad. It’s getting to be Burger King prices”. Honestly. What the fuck.