Damn.

Yeah. I wish we could get these kinda numbers on a more targeted kinda thing, rather than just “orange man bad,” but I guess I’ll take what we can get lol

That would sound like an absurdist joke if you were talking about anyone else.

Can’t even put it into simplest form.

Maybe if her threat was directed towards the minimum wage worker, they’ll let her go then.

I’m sure they’re going to arrest someone for this. Who knows who, but someone.

I don’t think anybody deserves such a fate, but it does seem he was asking for it at least a little.