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Until they stop making us maintain lawns it obviously can’t be that bad

They don’t need testing because they tell the ai to not make any errors

As long as it bursts after the bonus clears

In the future instead of renting an apartment you will rent a parking space and P.O. Box so that you can sleep in your car. The laundromat and showers might be included or they might be pay per use.

The example of the age of your account made me realize I’m old

Land of the free is a national anthem lyric, bend the knee is from game of thrones

100% of acid rain contains dihydrogen monoxide

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You can have your fun dice after you stop ice

Can’t bet on laws being broken, that’s why they got rid of the streaker bet

Good thing I only drink bottled soda

Guess America’s diner isn’t always open huh

The cost is so high because companies require degrees for jobs that don’t need them.

Now will they have pressed nickel machines

He wants a ccw

You guys don’t understand, she lost because people forgot how bad trump was, this time people will fall in line

The summit of Denali

Putting a living person in hotel reverie is just too dangerous

If it were a legitimate lynching he wouldn’t be pregnant