You spelled Chump wrong.

“You still have a minute amount of wealth I need to extract! You’re not broke enough yet!”

“Oh no! Time to monetize their ever increasing poorness even more somehow!” -some rich prick somewhere

They’ve been around, as a civilization, for over 5,000 years. I’d like to think you don’t make it that long without doing a thing or 2 right.

It’s not rape, it’s surprise sex!

It’s not a scam, it’s an aggressive investment opportunity!

It’s not stealing, it’s involuntary asset redistribution!

It’s not propaganda, it’s morale enhancement!

People talk about this like it’s just something you can do so easily, pretty sure the requirements require the Vice President and like most of Congress to all turn on Trump and since we all know they’ll sell their entire families down the river for Trump, we can also assume they’ll die before invoking the 25th Amendment.

Baby not drinking enough raw milk obviously.

You mean the same Trump who said Americans who died in war are suckers and losers? You can’t possibly mean to tell me he would say something as petty as he doesn’t care about this sole potentially dead American pilot.

Judging by this, I’m gonna say he ain’t ready to leave just yet.

Is that true? Fuck that’s disheartening.

But we just didn’t know enough about her

No… you haven’t.

“Look what democrats are doing to our country!”

I’m actually shocked you think humans will exist in a thousand years.

(x) Doubt

To the rich, everyone is the bad guy.

And if the kid don’t shoot himself he would’ve drove a car over himself.

“What are you, new??”

I somehow doubt this… there will always be people in need of thoughtless, violent, thugs.

Hahaha bet