MelastSB

Look, if the Nobel Peace Prize is the only thing capable of motivating that retard into saving Ukraine, it should be given to him

I was wondering how the strap could kill children, as it took my attention away from the pool filled with water

I cast “Permanent Eye Dryness”!

Hehe, fart

Young people under 30

as opposed to old people under 30, like me! Still pirate though

I’m French and I assumed it was German

Joe Hisaishi must be sad

Don’t they already spread blood borne diseases?

“My God, it’s a swamp in here!”

“Not usually, no. It’s just the flood.”

“I meant in my pants.”

“Well ye you’re drenched, from the flood.”

They’ll have to rename it if Trump loses, though

Also up and down, I assume?

Brb, going to watch it again, just to be sure

Surely the crew could have landed nearby to refill… Oh, not that kind of balloon

Where does Lemmy get the preview image? This skeleton in front of a picture of the Great Wall of China rightfully doesn’t appear in the article

Edit: Nvm, on mobile you have to click on a button to get to the diaporama, and I assume the picture is to illustrate how other remains were treated

You could use gloves

My parents took me to an Italian restaurant when I was a child, and the smell of olive oil was so overpowering I couldn’t get in. Still have trouble with olive oil to this day, maybe 15 years later

Have you tried cans of tuna with oil in them? I bought a can with water in it once and had to throw it out, but I love tuna in oil

It was a firework from that rich guy’s yacht. What do you mean there’s no sea in New Mexico? There’s sea in Old Mexico, what kind of fucking upgrade is this?

Rock ketchup, obviously