Gonna guess they aren’t experts

Fine, I’ll play along

Joe who?

Wow, dumb. The last a I had was the 4a, which was notably smaller.

Is there an 8a? Those are usually the smallest model

Satisfactory

Come up with a reasonable replacement product, and do it through an ethical company, and people might switch. But you’re not gonna convince people to give up the convenience they’ve relied on for a decade without a really good reason, and “this company is evil” is way too esoteric for most people.

It’s called dressage, madam, and it is horse DANCING

Does one peel an avocado? I’ve always used a knife to cut to the core all the way around and pull it apart, then scoop out the flesh.

I might be looking into a new phone soon, what do you suggest?