Gumby

This idiot is high on his own supply

Nothing matters anymore. Might as well just do it anyway.

Spokesman won’t say why he’s hospitalized? Rudy was coughing while hosting his show on Friday? Who wants to be it’s COVID, but they don’t want to say that because it messes up their narrative of “vaccines bad”?

Maybe not for you and me. But for someone who is religious, that’s a very big deal.

Is this in Pennsylvania? It looks really familiar, I stayed at a place very much like it a few years ago, I’m wondering if it’s the same place

Just some more totally normal shit for a US Vice President to be saying

Gee, I wonder why he blocked the promotions for these 4 officers in particular…I guess we can never know

Joke’s on them, I don’t want any of the smart features

Chuck Norris went out of his way to be very vocally political, supporting the worst element of politics of the past couple decades. Of course his death is going to be politicized.

Has been for the past 10 years

Sort of, but that implies that without Miller, Trump would actually be a good & honorable man, and we know full well that’s not true.

“unexpectedly”

Sounds like Trump’s trying to do a Bay of Pigs 2

Yeah, but he doesn’t have the rabid cult of personality

as high of quality

Aren’t Teslas famously NOT high quality? Like, at all? Glued on plastic body panels and whatnot? Can’t take it through a car wash without frying all the electronics (oh, but don’t worry, we added a special “car wash” button just for that!)?

Aww, the poor fascists’ feelings are getting hurt?

How much do you want to bet that every single person named is a political enemy of Trump, and she kept her mouth shut about everybody else?

I want some of whatever you’re taking

Wasn’t he a “financier”?

Great, another “satirical” pro-Trump online forum that will no longer be satirical at all in another year. Seriously, doesn’t anybody remember the_donald?