Oh look, another 6/10 survey. File it with the “2/3 of Americans aren’t massive idiots” and “60 to 70% of people agree good things are good and bad things are bad” surveys.

It’s the drawer next to the “51% vote for nonsense” drawer.

Very small pickaxe?

No, Money down!

Good ol’ Bobby Tables

Already tired of this shtick after looking like that guy who was on Jeopardy for awhile maybe.

His whole butt, even. With both Ts.

Apparently he would do all three of becoming a cybernetic dictator ruler of the illuminati, while also plunging humanity into a dark age without technology, but also connect them all to one consciousness.

Eating contests fit alongside beauty pageants as some weird archaic thing that we could just not do anymore and nothing of value would be lost.

A rare case where the initial comment’s sentiment and the rebuttal are both completely valid.