Evil_Shrubbery

Omg, look at this person in a Toyota, their next car will prob be a W150:

/s

bringing up the Knights Templar was romanticizing war

Lol, yes but fake romanticising ofc, the whole thing was always just individual money-grabs & war profiteering (you can clearly see where the war support stops - once they get them out the gates, unprepared but equipped). Like any war really.

And no, vampbros are chill. And holy water probably makes them sparkle or some shit like that. They are too hot as is.

… do you think Vatican has a giant holy mecha pope wielding dual nunchucks (that is two pairs of nuns tied together with a heavy duty chain)?

Dang, just took the whole war romanticism out of my sarcastic remark about the renewal of the crusades :(.

So you are saying Vatican doesn’t have holy hand grenades, holy dove fighter jets, holy cherub bombers, holy drones dispersing holy water & holy napalm, etc?

Dang, I have water wars, nuclear wars, eldritch invasions … but what I don’t have on my 2025 conflict bingo card is the Crusades.

What the hell, dewit, might be interesting, something do disperse all the monotony of rising fascism, rapid climate change, and genocides.

The time when the transition underneath already happened but it’s not formalised bcs the people could still snap it all back.

Megacorp be megacorping.

We should always fight giants like this.
And think to not feed them indirectly.

(Not to mention that such basic infrastructure should never be for-profit.)

that I can remember

Well that doesn’t sound sussy at all.

areas where sex toys are used

where toilet plungers tend to be applied

I’m implying those are the same areas.
I’ve never ever used a plunger on a toilet.

Some sex toys are dishwasher safe, it’s not a big deal.

(I’m talking about the shitpusher, not about the croc. No idea why you included a dirty toilet in the pic tho.)

Why would the idf need aid?? (I can’t really understand he didn’t mean/say that)

*kids on

Wait til they make you sub to their AI for you citizenship to work.

What in the fuckety anti-anti-trust megacorp win is this???

Where is the petition to sign??

It is better.
Or maybe just the second panel of the first one :‘’(.

RIP

Lol, so you saying that my N900 now lives in my TV?? :‘’(

I miss you, my beloved N900, and I still talk about you to people.

N900 was by far my best phone.

I’ve had a lot of Symbian phones too, most memorable was the second, the 3650!

Just bcs I was curious what would an exotic image search yield:

Trumpus (~Trumpet) Maximus

That’s why they made sure to depict three - so everyone knows more can join at any time.