The article states that it’s smaller and cheaper. The reason it’s not widespread is that they just invented it.

Of course!

Today is April Fool’s Day.

I have the drill sergeant bellow. It causes abject horror and pants wetting in the mentally delicate. I’d happily join the chorus.

Ugh. So uncool. ~j/k I dunno either~

I completely agree.

What is your take on Punxsutawney Phil’s supposed clairvoyance?

That first number seems off.

Edit: I meant to imply that 100% of people who voted for Trump are idiots, because they voted for Trump. To be clear.

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Despite providing a username, it’s probably more difficult for the Heritage foundation to find them than it was for the hacker(s) to gain entry to the system. Even the announcement was encrypted via telegram.