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16 days agoI work at the guillotine factory.


I work at the guillotine factory.
But on the bright side, it has an Xtra A


Now that’s progress.


Kill. them. all.


Yeah, but these are sewer clowns.
Oh my god I’m literally Karl Marx!


That’s cause it’s entirely made out of bone spurs.


To shreds.


[Insert random pinhead quote]


A very tiny jar then.


What about pickled dicks?


Ape skin?


Don’t put your dick in crazy.


Grok has acquired sentience!


Nah, he was the first computer criminal.
Hello there Patchy!