Well, that’s why you grab one or two wads of TP and stick them halfway in a pocket before you reach the sink. If the establishment isn’t smart enough to put a trash can near the door, they have obviously chosen to have wads of semi wet TP on the floor.

Is it just a given that if a man’s middle name is “Wayne” he’s going to jail at some point?

You should watch Spaceballs. Then you wouldn’t be able to brag so proudly about being ignorant.

Screen button, turned on in settings, under accessibility. Two taps, screen is off.

Anyone that has any kind of security clearance already has an NDA. It’s the SF312 form that everyone has to sign.

I just got new neighbors out here in rural Kansas. They have two kias and a ram pickup for the man. If only they had a jeep it would be like a nearly complete set of the shittiest vehicles money can buy. Looking forward to exciting things here.

Just alligator clip it to your gutter, should be fine.